The Late Scratch Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gonzalez is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
90%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Bengals fan
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.