The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
91%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.