The Hamstring Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.
73%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gonzalez drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.