The Phantom Flag Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
- Gonzalez gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
89%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gonzalez, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.