The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gonzalez is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.