The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
- Gonzalez tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Gonzalez, Gonzalez, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.