The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Gonzalez trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- A mysterious flag erases Gonzalez's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.