The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gonzalez's stadium. Only over Gonzalez.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Ref: "Number Gonzalez, that's a flag." Gonzalez: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
77%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.