The Snap Count Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Gonzalez sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
90%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Dolphins down to grief,
Gonzalez scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.