The Doink Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Arizona State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Gonzalez. Gonzalez does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
82%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gonzalez, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.