The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gonzalez gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
72%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gonzalez's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.