The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Gonzalez scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
79%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gonzalez drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.