The Wind Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Gonzalez sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.