The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Gonzalez will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gonzalez's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.