The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zane Gonzalez
Zane Gonzalez · MIA · K
“Gonzalez hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gonzalez's week
- Gonzalez makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Gonzalez will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Dolphins jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gonzalez's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zane Gonzalez in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zane Gonzalez is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zane Gonzalez actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.