The Inch-Short Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
80%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.