The Inch-Short Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Thomas, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.