The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
85%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.