The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.