The Mystery Tweak Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- The broadcast shows Thomas on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
77%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.