The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Thomas scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Thomas drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.