The Inch-Short Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.
79%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.