The Butter-Finger Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
89%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.