The Inch-Short Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Thomas is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
81%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Bears down to grief,
Thomas scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.