The Late Scratch Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- A mysterious flag erases Thomas's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Thomas is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
80%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Thomas's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.