The Snap Count Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Thomas does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
87%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Thomas drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.