The Dropped Pass Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Thomas is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Thomas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
77%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Giants jersey, ironically worn
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Thomas, Thomas, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.