The Shadow Coverage Hex of Zavion Thomas
Zavion Thomas · CHI · WR
“Thomas gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Thomas's week
- Rookie Thomas gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Thomas gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Thomas's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Zavion Thomas in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Zavion Thomas is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Zavion Thomas actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.