The Bad Spot Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense allows a kick returner to run 98 yards. He has a hip flexor. He was walking.
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
84%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Browns's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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- Andre Szmyt
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.