The Garbage-Time Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense gets a pick-six called back for a penalty on... the defense. In the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Browns will give up a touchdown to a tight end who was a high school wrestler. Net -2 points.
83%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Browns, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.