The Garbage-Time Hex of Cleveland Browns
Cleveland Browns defense
“The Browns defense is gashed by a QB who has not thrown a TD all year. His mom is in the stands.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Cleveland Browns defense's week
- The Browns defense is "disguising coverages". The disguise is a clown nose. Fully see-through.
- The Browns defense scores a tackle-for-loss. In the other team's highlight reel.
87%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Browns's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cleveland Browns defense in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cleveland Browns defense is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cleveland Browns defense actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.