The Shank Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
89%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.