The Upright Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Butker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.