The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Butker trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
89%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Butker's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.