The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
83%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Butker drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.