The Wind Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Butker's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.