The Wide Left Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- A mysterious flag erases Butker's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
76%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.