The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
85%POTENCY
-16.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.