The Mystery Tweak Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-14.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single Vikings jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.