The Doink Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Butker. Butker does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Kenneth Walker III
- Rashee Rice
- Patrick Mahomes
- Travis Kelce
- Brandon Aubrey
- Josh Downs
- Emmett Johnson
- Cameron Dicker
- Xavier Worthy
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.