The Phantom Flag Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Butker is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
91%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.