The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Butker gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
89%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.