The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Butker is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
83%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Butker drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.