The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Lions, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.