The Hamstring Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- Butker is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
72%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Butker, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.