The Snap Count Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Butker, Butker, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.