The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
77%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Butker's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.