The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Butker's stadium. Only over Butker.
90%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.