The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“The broadcast shows Butker on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Butker finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
79%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Butker, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.