The Late Scratch Hex of Harrison Butker
Harrison Butker · KC · K
“Butker gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Georgia Tech's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Butker's week
- Butker tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Butker's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Chiefs down to grief,
Butker scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Harrison Butker in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Harrison Butker is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Harrison Butker actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.